Your cosmos and appletinis *were* awesome. I think I polished off way more than my fair share. And that was after draining quite a bit of VUBOQ’s blueberry-infused gin.

I can assure you that you don’t need to wear “tight clothes” to look thin and fit. And you could have worn *any* swimsuit, even a “little gay” one. In fact I can honestly say you could have “pulled off” (as you put it) any swimsuit you wanted and nobody would have complained

Craig’s parents and sister were absolutely awesome. His dad grilled up an EPIC amount of food for us. And all of them were incredibly gracious hosts. I honestly can’t imagine a cuter or more apt description of Craig than “huge hunky hospitality elf, with sexy legs in place of pointy ears”

I can’t say I see the resemblance between Nathan and Captain Jack: plus Captain Jack is about 20 years older than Nathan — and although John Barrowman is still gorgeous those of us who were on Fire Island know that even 27 is “way too old” for Nathan He is, however, as John once said, “easy on the eyes”. With or without shirt.

Anyway, it was great seeing you again and I’m really glad you made it to the party, late or no!!